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XXX The Return of Xander Cage: movie review

By on February 7, 2017

There is absolutely no reason for this movie to exist but here we are. The rumours of Xander Cage’s death have been highly exaggerated. He lives. Still performing impossible feats and looking dope while doing ’em. Vin Diesel is back as Xander Cage, some of you might be too young to remember this so let’s get to it.

This time around, a hacker found a way to drop satellites from orbit to use as missiles. Of course the rest to the rest of the world is powerless to stop this menace except for Xander Cage.

It’s one of THOSE movies…in 2017, starring a guy who has the exact same franchise that’s been running 8 movies strong. He should just ask for a spot on the Expendables. Job done!

I’m getting off track here, back to the movie. It has a diverse cast like the Fast Franchise and Vin Diesel is generic hero material enough to keep the plot going and the action scenes lit. Donnie Jang is embracing Hollywood as much as it’s embracing him, he shines because of his skill set and action pieces. When he kicks ass, it shows.

It might come off as I didn’t care much for this movie but I think Vin Diesel was trying to send a message to the new ruler of the free world. That it’ll be rebels that will take on the systems and win because the bad guy turns out to be (spoiler ahead) a corporate ass hat that got greedy…what…I said hat.

It’s fun, your popcorn won’t taste bad because of it. It’s generic action movie no. 473 that does no harm.

XXX The Return of Xander Cage,Have you seen it? what do you think? let me know below.

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Is XXX The Return of Xander Cage good? it's ok • Is it better than XXX: State of the Union? That's for you to decide • Do we rate movies on this site? Yes, and XXX The Return of Xander Cage gets

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